Funkita Cotton Towel | Stunner

Everyone is talking about the increasing vulnerability of the electricity network, so we’ve decided to lend our wealth of intelligence to find a solution. Our new products are designed to stabilise the network by absorbing any surplus electricity into your garment during the day and then releasing it back into the network when the sun goes down. All you need to do is ensure you do not go near water throughout the middle of the day when you are at peak charge and to hang your garment to dry on the electric wires outside your house at night. Network stable.